Quotes

BATH TIME QUOTES

Toilet Quote By Orson Scott Card

“The only process you’ve mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you’ve mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.”

Toilet Quote By Anonymous

“Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes soap opera.”

Toilet Quote By Anonymous

“Life is like a bath, the longer you’re in it the more wrinkled you get.”

Toilet Quote By Andy Rooney

“Life is like a toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”

Toilet Quote By Michael Scott

“In Italy you must wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.”

Toilet Quote By Alicia Keys

“If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want – I go to the bathroom.”

Toilet Quote By Anonymous

“Wash away your troubles with some bubbles.”

Toilet Quote By AORBIS

“For a relaxing bath experience all you need is aesthetically pleasing toilet accessories.”

LIGHTING QUOTES

Toilet Quote By Michael Scott

“In Italy you must wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.”

Toilet Quote By Alicia Keys

“If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want – I go to the bathroom.”

Toilet Quote By Anonymous

“Wash away your troubles with some bubbles.”

Toilet Quote By AORBIS

“For a relaxing bath experience all you need is aesthetically pleasing toilet accessories.”